May 2012
fuckthereallife:
how does one cope with Thom Yorke
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I’m probably going to listen to It Ain’t Me Babe and Wedding Song over and over again until I leave the country.
:’(
“I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I...”
– Haruki Murakami (via quotewhore)
April 2012
“We’ve always encouraged young people: Take a shot, go for it, take a risk, get...”
– Mitt Romney on how to start a business. (via think-progress)
deadwithmyfriends:
Things that don’t make you a bad person:
Drinking alcohol responsibly
Doing drugs recreationally
Eating Meat
Abstaining from drinking alcohol, doing drugs or eating meat
Things that make you a bad person:
Condemning someone for their life choices
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Professor vs Student
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
Actually it's not. This argument has been circling for years, and has changed drastically from the original. This is not Einstein, or even a real discussion. The argument also sucks, as there is proof, concrete proof, of evolution, as well as that of the human brain (duh). So just, no.
Even when you know the way it’s gonna blow, it’s hard to get around the wind.
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I’m so sick of people claiming a new “best friend” every few months. Whatever happened to the sanctity of friendship? I guess associating yourself with the same kids doesn’t get you a substantial amount of cool points, so you keep flushing out connections for ones higher up the social ladder. Understandable.
Kudos if you can repetitively mold yourself to satisfy the likes...
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Rules about your friends not dating your ex...
inklessletters:
There is an expiration date on that stupid rule and the date is at most 1 year.
Get over it.
I understand that people have feelings, but honestly I think that this “bro code/lady code” is really terrible because it smacks of ownership and objectification and “property” rules. I realize it can be painful seeing an ex move on but you do not own them and they do not own you...
Girls at my work: “OMG YES! I’M SO GLAD I HAVE A LEGIT EXCUSE TO TAKE OFF 4/20!!”
I feel like working with these people gives me a legitimate excuse to slam their heads repetitively against the hostess stand.
KINGzombie: PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN... →
sunbeamsandotherdreams:
skinnyawkward:
b0bl0blaw:
rude.
#gdiproblems
The tag GDIproblems…
Since when has being an individual been a bad thing? Not knocking the greek system per se, but really. That’s an insult? That’s the best you can come up with? I suck because I’m an…
It’d be kinda cool if there was a GDI frat/sorority. By cool I mean ironic. And just cool. I’d...
